Make yourself better, stupid (DS)

Since purchasing my Nintendo DS a year ago, I’ve become an accomplished, tactician, private investigator, surgeon, genius and intergalactic bounty hunter. If I had less of a psychotic streak, I might also have taken several varieties of mammal to my heart. You never know.

Owning a DS is your key to self improvement. Forget self help books, university courses or learning on the job. Each miniature cartridge contains a world of knowledge or destruction. Sadly I wasn't paid by Nintendo for this…

*bang*