Stumble spotting

I was using some else’s StumbleUpon account for a good few hours the other day. After sticking at this for a while, sites that I know I’d submitted into the err, stumble sphere started popping up. I’d gone full circle.


There does seem to be an intrinsic flaw with StumbleUpon: My significant udder initially ticked ‘arts’ as her only topical preference. After an hour or so of stumbling she had run out of new pages. This says to me a) I’m a sado b) StumbleUpon needs users to be constantly adding new sites, and c) StumbleUpon truly is worse than crack.

A brief history and future of the interweb

The voice over in the Epic video is ultra cheese but more worryingly, the tone sounds very similar to the Zion mainframe...the robots are coming.

EPIC 2015



Zion

Double Agent at the ICA

Oh noes, its time for another I’m not dead art review, if you’re a connoisseur prepare to inflate your philistine poison sacks. Of the five-ish years I’ve been indoctrinated into the art world, via my significant udder, the ICA has almost uniformly proffered up wank. I’ve never been one to complain, it is, after all, only two pounds to get in. So, given my history and prejudice towards the place, I thought Double Agent was going to be equally lame. But lo, it was actually surprisingly thought provoking, imaginative and enjoyable.

Take Dora Garcia’s ‘Instant Narrative’ well, I say Garcia’s but she wasn’t actually there, she hired writers in her stead (sneaky). You walk into a large white room. It’s completely enclosed apart from the doorway you came through and what looks like a slim exit on the far side. A projection of prose immediately grabs your jaded attention. New text is constantly added as you start to read, so far so arty but then in a Truman Show/Stranger than Fiction epiphany you realise the text is about you.


“Two people walk into the room. One has a three quarter length jacket. They look ok, better than the last lot. I wonder if they’ll kick up as much of a fuss. He’s laughing nervously, she’s enjoying the spotlight.” And so on. It’s a bizarre and unsettling experience. Becoming the unwilling subject feels like the reverse of the jubilation felt by accepted reality TV candidates. I unconsciously stepped backwards so I’d be out of the line of sight of the now identified writer hiding the shadows of the next exit.

The other piece of note is Artur Zmijewski’s video, ‘Them.’ Zmijewski organises a paint workshop to which he invites four groups: Christians, Jews, Young Socialists and Polish nationalists, who are then encouraged to respond to each group’s symbolic depiction of its values.

This starts off civilly enough, each group being tentative about what they change. Initially a young socialist cuts open the doors on the polish church the Christian’s have painted. The Christian’s like the idea of the church doors being open and more welcoming. The Polish Jews rap rainbow tape over the sword that represents the Polish nationalist’s symbol and so on.

It’s not until the fourth day by which point the Polish Nationalist’s symbol has been torn, stamped on, painted over and the Young Socialist’s symbol saying ‘freedom for all’ has been painted over to say, God, Fatherland, Strength that things invariably start to go into meltdown.


I expected but was still surprised to see natural alliances form between the Christians and Polish Nationalists. What surprised me even more was the reverence the Church painting had. It was only in the last heated ideological battle fought with paint and fire that the church painting had the words, ‘we demand tolerance’ strewn across it. In any case, I usually never sit through a full video in a gallery space so that alone should encourage you to go see it.

Double Agent runs till the 6th of April

Making the transition to full digitlism

Do you want to save paper by not reading magazines or newspapers, don’t want smug idiots from a by gone authority like the NME telling you what to listen to, had enough of barely, brain celled DJs, blathering on radio, wish to squash inflated TV personalities? Embrace the digital alternative:

Music – Last.fm, Pandora (to a lesser extent Myspace)
News – BBC news site/widget, Guardian news site/widget, New Statesmen/widget, Current TV etc


T.V/Films – quicksilverscreen, surfthechannel, videolemon, alluc, BBC iPlayer, 4OD, torrents etc

This is just the tip of the digital iceberg. Lets ban smugness now.

I miss point and click adventure games

Deep and complex stories driven by genius dialogue, investigatory/ problem solving game play, fantastic sprite based art and some genuinely catchy midi soundtracks made point and click adventure games a completely different experience from what many would play today (except maybe on the DS).


Considering I learnt to read playing these gems, that alone should be enough to silence any nay-sayers who think children should be reading, ‘and Jill sat on a red mat while she wore a blue hat.’ It's counter productive, believe me. Saying that, my speech patterns may have differed from the other children, slightly. Some firm favourites:

Monkey Island 2



Indiana Jones And The Fate Of Atlantis



Dark Seed



Grim fandango

Chained to Boho

There is a pub in Sohoboho called the Pillars of Hercules. It’s very narrow bordering on the claustrophobic but this is forgiven when compared to its opposite number on Charring Cross road, The Montagu Pyke, a concentration of chain bar aesthetic mixed with cynical marketing ploys.

Anyway, The Pillars of Hercules, apart from the name, has next to nothing to do with Greek Mythology, that is to say there’s not even any faux statues or terrible epic paintings decorating the nicotine stained insides.


Something that has everything to do with Greek Mythology albeit in a round about sort of way, is the excellent God of War series. The latest has been released on the PSP. Enjoy the review:

Super Mario Source Engine

I like finality, some people don't. This is what can spring out of fanboyism, creativity and homage: