Emasculation, what a sensation

My girlfriend has gone to her flat to lay down some wood (not a euphemism) with her mum's boyfriend who resembles Bob the builder but more scrotum like. The man owns a chisel set for Christ's sake! And I do mean Christ cos he was a carpenter weren't he eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

In fact I feel so emasculated I might as well cut my nuts off and run head first into the nearest Body Shop, drowning in strawberry flavoured bubbles.