Log and Roll

The merits of Brown Terrorism as a vehicle for change:

The duo went into the big M restaurant. One immediately went to the M toilet. In said cubicle he went for a number two in an M branded coffee cup.

They walked to the nearest plastic table and placed the offending cup upside down. After which they calmly got up and began to vacate the scene but due to the busy time of day, an M attendant went immediately to dispose of said cup.

There she discovered the log. Screaming shrilly, said log rolled across the table and fell from a great height to the floor. The two brown freedom fighters then fled the scene chased closely by M Special Forces, which are denoted by their blue waistcoats. Mr R's, personal guard. Report

ends.

Special Agent Will de Castration

Ministry of Grease