Thursday, 29 November 2007

Alternative X-mas message

And he said on to his son, “You must be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is your real test; to train them is your cause. You will travel across the land searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand the power that’s inside.”


Dr Hamhock MD said...

By the first day of the first Pokemonth of Team Rocket's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. They then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.

Big Ben said...

I seriously hope I get a Pokémon for Christmas this year. Years of bitter disappointment notwithstanding, I still dream of wandering the land with my Pokémon in tow, getting in adventures, solving peoples' problems, etc.

It had better be a good one too, like a Meowth or Charmander, not some lame Eggsecute, or worse, a Snorlax that fucking sleeps all day.

Bjam said...

Praise on to you Pidgeotto for brining a branch from the Johto Islands

Bjam said...

To Big Ben:

The single worst Pokemon to get for xmas would be a Magic Carp. They are lame and it'd end up on the menu.