I can’t talk now; the line’s not secure

Wikipedia Scanner allegedly shows that IPs registered with the CIA, Vatican, Democratic Party and others have been manipulating pages on whack off pedia.

It’s all manipulation you’d expect:

The CIA put ‘wahhhhh!’ in front of a section describing the Iranian president’s plans for office.

The Vatican removed a reference to an article that alleged that Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams’ fingerprints were found at the scene of a murder.

"Most of them are legally retarded." Was a Democrat’s opinion about Rush Limbaugh’s audience.


So far, so obvious. In an alternate reality:

The CIA wrote on their page, “Straight up, we’ve been a bit lost since the end of the Cold War. Global terrorism is too spread out, not bunched up like the Soviet Union used to be…”

The Vatican states, “Is there a God? Yes, yes there is. Don’t use condoms.”

The Democrats are honest about their presidential candidates, “None of them have the charisma of say, the Kennedys' but they will stay in Iraq, not do much about CO2 reduction and generally continue to be disliked on the world stage. Bush bad!”